The teacher in class.

The teacher in class - Un poema para los hermanitos Carretero Doménech.

Escrito por: Lucía Angélica FOLINO el 04 Ene 2009 - URL Permanente

The teacher in class

 

Un poema para los hermanitos Carretero Doménech.

 

The teacher in class.

 

Pupils:

Esto Se Mueve.

 

Pay attention and repeat with me:

We are argentine.

-We are argentine.

Somos argentinos.

- o.k?  o.k.

 

We are the Champions of the League.

-Champions, champions, champions!

-Todo bien. God save the Queen.

- Queen?

Radio gaga…gaga gaga…

Lady Gaga, weaky links.

-Wikileak?

- Very well.

-Orson Welles.

 

Faulkland islands are argentine.

South Georgia, South Orkneys, South Shetland,

Sandwich Islands are argentine.

 

¡Argentina, Argentina!

 

Argentina is a land of milk and honey.

 

Land at peace.

White as a peace of sheet.

 

Don’t give a shit what they say.

¡Paraíso, paraíso!

 

We are the Champions.

We are the Word.

We are God.

Maradona and the hand of God.

He betrayed Criollitas and

Traviatas de El Padrino,

with a goal.

 

-Gooooooooool. Goooooooooool.

-Gol de Argentina.

 

Barrilete,

cósmico cómico:

¿De qué planeta viniste?

 

-Gol, gol, gol.

-Shut up...

¿Tú por qué no te callas?

said the King.

 

Silence please.

 

-Goal, endeavor,

Goal, aim,

Goal, venture.

Goal exclaimed.

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

 

Gol as God.

 

God is,

 argentine, obviously.

Coppola and Scorsese are nothing but

grains of sand on the Animal Planet.

Not argentine.

Pioneers on the earth

of SONY submarines-

 

-We all go in a yellow submarine.

-Amarillo, lindo color.

 

-To Google earth, hell on earth.

 

ESMA -sub- marines.
Aras submarine.

Ex -change System Manager

for Windows Vista is the flag.

 

Hasta la Vista, baby,

It’s our card,

our stranger tag.

Endemol is our archangel.

Raider of the Lost Arch.

Pergolini isn´t an angel

Caiga quien caiga

Everyone.

 

Our Big Brother.

Bah.

Our Noah’s Arch. Monarch.

Caiga quien caiga.

 

Bah, bah... black sheep.

Have you any wool?

wool como lana o como guita?

Dije guita de “guitar”.

¿Con guitarra?

Oveja negra de la family member

 

¿Tenés ghetto o tenés guitar?

NOA is argentine.

Not only NOA.

North East,

North West,

the Pampas

are Argentine.

 

Argentine is/was/is going to be

a British colonization.

Will be, ballena Willy.

 

Smell the cologne, babe.

The penguins have settled on that part of the islands...

La familia pingüina:

Faulkland are argentine.

 

Remember, member.

Recuerden,  viriles  miembros.

Happy birthday, Mr President.

 

“América para los Americanos”

 

Mr and Mrs Monroe, bless us.

God save the penguins.

La familia pingüina.

Not K/K penguins.

 

God save the aristocracy.

God save the nobility.

God shave the artists.

God save the Lord.

Not to save Shakira IQ.

 

God save King Kong´s rescue.

Not to save Stephen Hawking IQ.

 

God save Stephen King

Pero no a los anarquistas del Rey Esteban.

 

Don’t forget it.

Don’t forget it.

Don’t forget.

 

¡Argentina, Argentina!

 

Mi país.

 

Los pingüinos de mi país eran ratas.

Las ratas de mi país, eran pingüinas.

What a drag.  Qué bajón.

Take your drug.
Se me pianta un lagrimón.